On reflection, I think I’ve always been able to do this. I mean, there’s minimal evidence from before I was 18, but I’m going to presume it’s an innate talent. I’m talking of my ability to spell and punctuate superbly when drunk. Oftentimes while drunk, one gets the urge to e-mail or text people, and even contribute to internet bulletin boards. Any while my contributions to these media while inebriated are rarely cogent, words are spelled correctly and punctuation is appropriate and accurate. Some can sing, some can dance, I can spell and write full sentences while under the influence.

Anyway, I suppose my point is that it’s friday morning, I’m at work and I’m still a bit drunk. But at least I’m going snowboarding tomorrow.